Craig "Garfield" Hunter
Bio
Another lucky bar find, Craig “Garfield” Hunter was found in the vicinity of the same drinking
establishment as Don.
Craig can lift “4200 of these (beer cans) a month” and has taught us that to lose your gut, you “simply move your arms forward.”
Rubbing elbows with celebrities for over a decade, with the likes of Jaimee Fox, Mel Gibson, Chevy
Chase, Terry Hatcher, Billy Crystal, Fran Dresher, and Chris Rock (as their limo driver), we are hoping, albeit with a worldly/cautious skepticism that some of their talents may have rubbed off.
An unlikely golf junkie and karaoke singer, he has the gravely voice of an authentic Sheriff, and
claims, “You can’t shoot me; I am the superman of criminals.”
He is certain “that everyone looks really tall in stilettos.”
Are we desperate or creative.? We don't judge, and neither should you.
